I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

There's no rules. Show me the rule book.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.

I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.

Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.

I'm not going to say I was opposed to the Vietnam War. I'm going to say I'm opposed to war. But I'm also opposed to protests that deny other people their rights.

I'd like to think, that were he alive today, Andy Warhol would be painting the Housewives.

People will do and think whatever it is they have to in order to survive.

It's hard work being a person, you have to do it every single day.

Capital creates space-time.

Take me home tonight, listen honey, just like Ronnie sang, be my little baby.

I think it is going to take another fifty years for the report to be in. If I were to give a preliminary report, I would say that [Margaret Thatcher] wrecked this country.

Tombay's hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now

In love, no one can harm anyone else; we are each responsible for our own feelings and cannot blame someone else for what we feel.

All impediments in fancy's course Are motives of more fancy.