I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print.

There is always time for failure

To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.

The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt.

No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails.

All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.

Never believe a rumour until you hear it officially denied.

We don't know much about the human conscience, except that it is soluble in alcohol.

The secret of good health and happiness is to have rather small illnesses throughout your life which you can rely on to stop you doing anything you don't want to do.

Hell must be a place where you are only allowed to read what you agree with.

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

The man of the future will be young or he will not be.

More often than not, rejecting rescue is in reality rejecting our need to be rescued. And it may very well be that is why so many reject Christmas.

The moment you blame life for who you are is that very moment you ignore your talents and inner abilities to change the world.

I was always a big Justice League fan. I always loved Batman, Superman - I have a weird Martian Manhunter fixation.

For a person to be truly discipled and growing in their faith, they need more than one person discipling them.

If more than ten percent of the public likes a painting, it should be burned.

Just think about it: God wanted to communicate with you in the twenty-first century -and he wrote His message in a book.

I'm wholehearted about whatever I do.

Mind is but a poor reflection of the radiant Heart.

Literature is that which he can not read without pain, without choking on truth.