I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting 'holding up your end of a conversation.

Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

Every era in history has needed, and will need, reproductive health services.

You can't solve a problem until you address the problem.

By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail?

We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.

My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking.

Love is always more than friendship.

Twolegs are mad. Even the smallest kit knows that.

Hail Caesar those who are about to die salute thee.

The film industry brings people together, and so does technology. I see them as similar platforms.

Willmott has very tersely said that embellished truths are the illuminated alphabet of larger children.

No company, small or large, can win over the long run without energized employees who believe in the mission and understand how to achieve it.

The metaphor is perhaps one of man's most fruitful potentialities. Its efficacy verges on magic, and it seems a tool for creation which God forgot inside one of His creatures when He made him.

Believe it or not, Japanese is actually easier than some European languages!

I don't always win at this, but I know I do better when I meditate.

Speaking absolutely, humility excels virginity.