I suppose the thing that really interests me is what mankind did with the big, big, big discoveries that have created our modern age.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

Let your child see you doing a good deed instead of you telling him or her to do it, and the little child shall one day grow up to become a real kind human being.

Man's memory shapesIts own Eden within

I tried very hard not to ponder the horrible irony that I was too ugly to love, and too ugly not to violate.

I don't know if I even consider myself a comedian really - I do comedic acting in some films and dramatic in others.

The gods are watching, but idly, yawning.

Be missionaries of God's tenderness!

It requires a great deal of boldness and a great deal of caution to make a great fortune, and when you have it, it requires ten times as much skill to keep it.

There is clearly much left to be done, and whatever else we are going to do, we had better get on with it.

Green Day is politically brain-dead but I love the little monkeys.

With enough emotional intensity and repetition, our nervous systems experience something as real, even if it hasn't occurred yet.