I suppose we're not supposed to judge people.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I believe in Las Vegas. I think its best days are ahead of it. But I'm afraid to do anything in the current political environment in the United States.

I support making sure that there are legal protects for everyone.

Actually, I take it as a compliment. Diva is a derivative of divine. That's quite a title to carry around.

I know what it's like to struggle for cash. When I went to drama school, I worked as a chambermaid to make ends meet.

There are monasteries in Japan where they teach Zen with rules, more rules than you can imagine, and you might feel comfortable with that. I don't teach that type of Zen.

I just want to inspire all those people who gave up and said 'I quit,' Never give up!

The tax code rewards corporations for outsourcing jobs, and their profits overseas, instead of investing here in the United States.

I didn't invent the culture, but I didn't try to stop the culture.

I crave white on white and black, but my thoughts race in glorious technicolour, prodding me awake, whipping away the warm blanket of invisibility every time it sears to smother my mind in nothing.

Such night in England ne'er had been, nor ne'er again shall be.