I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

Your calling helps you to have goals

Today's common problem: The focus on results and projects, more than on people and their humanity.

Fate, up against your

The most important thing for everyone in Gringolandia is to have ambition and become 'somebody, ' and frankly, I don't have the least ambition to become anybody.

Sometimes, life is all about just surviving. Whether one gives up or not that differentiates the winners from the losers.

Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven.

I really feel like I'm a liberal because I'm a Catholic, because I took the words of the New Testament to heart.

Romney and Ryan would do a much better job running the country, and that's what everybody needs to know.

Salvation now consists of a deep wrestling in our souls with the sinfulness of our hearts, the depth of our depravity, and the desperation of our need for his grace.

All poetry is experimental poetry.