I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

When in trouble, run to God. When in pain, dwell in His presence. When you don't know what to say or do, ask God and for every moment praise God. He is always by your side!

Every time someone tells me I can't do something the more I want to do it, not to prove them wrong but because I always knew I could do it.

We must stop treating the environment possessively, and as an expendable commodity.

God does not consult anyone about His blessings, He decides whose life to pour blessing on

Once out from it, never made a sound. Without sound, you never know who dies and who know so you dare?

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes.

You're going to fall, but you got to stand.

The act of observing a quantum event probabalistically influences its outcome.

In between that time, I've done book narrating, you know, books on tape for Dove Audio.

I think ultimately, when you believe somebody is going through a situation and it's either awkward or ridiculous, but you believe it, that can be funny.