I take it as a given that God's knowledge of the Cerebus storyline dwarfs my own as God's knowledge of everything dwarfs my own.

Once a profound truth has been seen, it cannot be 'unseen'. There's no 'going back' to the person you were. Even if such a possibility did exist... why would you want to?

Everyone is normal until you get to know them.

As soon as you go into merchandising, everyone nods sagely and says, 'Ah, now we know why you are doing it.

Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint.

In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do want them it's like trying to pick up lint with a magnet.

Because my work discusses feminism and disapproves of feminism, it is important from the leftist standpoint to destroy Dave Sim as an individual and to ignore his work.

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes, but one should always make new ones. Repeating mistakes is a hallmark of dim consciousness.

Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.

You can measure a man's worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office.

God grinds the axes he intends to use.

Pray like it all depends on God, but work like it all depends on you.

Angriness is one the powerful weapon to stand up again.

One day you look in the mirror and you see your parents' sadness in your eyes.

And you are certainly not the pine-scented air.There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

I never needed much, and I never thought I'd get more than what I had. A trip to Burger King was the biggest thing in the world to me. Heaven.

I think the damned souls in hell must spend half their time wondering what it was that they really meant to do.

Things will go wrong or end up differently than you had imagined, and that's OK. Life isn't about being perfect. It's about being the best you can possibly be and finding the good in everything.

I was desperate for something to read that dealt realistically with teenage life, and I thought others might be, too.

'Don't think of it as dying,' said Death. 'Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.'