I take pride in being very unique in what I do. Nobody else can do what I do and I don't mean to say that egotistically, it's just something in my personality.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Because without our language, we have lost ourselves. Who are we without our words?

I’m always soft for you, that’s the problem. You could come knocking on my door five years from now and I would open my arms wider and say ‘come here, it’s been too long, it felt like home with you.

Give people enough guidance to make the decisions you want them to make. Don't tell them what to do, but encourage them to do what is best.

When held up to the window pane, What fixed my baby stare? The glory of the glittering rain, And newness everywhere.

I didn't go to Harvard because I thought they had good academics. I went because they had crappy enough sports so they'd let me play.

We seal our fate with the choices we take, but don't give a second thought to the chances we take.

I don't think we are comforted by the fact that we were told there would never be a case of Ebola in the United States and obviously that's not correct.

Now, I am thrilled to be a wife and mother, and I hope to be as good of a mother as my own mother, Carole.

Inspiration is a joke, real artists sit down and work

To get a great idea, come up with lots of them.