I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

True strength isn’t being able to knock your enemies down, it’s being able to hold yourself upright against their blows.

Responsibility is definitely not something you feel

Fans don't boo nobodies.

Hawaii is paradise. It sounds cheesy to say it, but there's music in the air there.

Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

Ecstasy should not be viewed as an unusual experience, but rather a natural experience - feeling all of the living matrix of existence around us.

Humankind won't find peace as long as we're treating feeling animals as if they were so many blocks of wood.

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

Brazil is my way to see the world. Being born in that country means: "you don't have a wall separating the physical reality from the magical reality."

I've always thought my soundtracks do pretty good, because they're basically professional equivalents of a mix tape I'd make for you at home.