I talk to God every single day. And I say, 'God, my life is in your hands, and I trust you with me.'

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

Live one day at a time, and never be afraid.

You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God.

I take Him shopping with me. I say, OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain.

You don't have to be dowdy to be a Christian.

Honey, I am going to my grave with my eyelashes and my makeup on.

The Bible says, Judge not lest ye be judged. Our lives are supposed to be hospitals, not courtrooms.

I love being under submission to my husband ... I believe in keeping the male ego intact.

I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim.

I can trust in Jesus. And this Gospel that we preach does work. So those who are hurting and suffering today, hang in there. The sun will shine again.

In God's world, for those who are in earnest, there is no failure. No work truly done, no word earnestly spoken, no sacrifice freely made, was ever made in vain.

My favorite thing [about surfing] is being creative on waves; it's like an art form. You can do whatever you want on that wave if you work hard at it and just have fun out there.

People keep telling me I never lived up to my potential, that I wasted my talent. . . I just didn't have as much as people thought. I got more ink for doing less than any pitcher who ever lived.

I just tape four Tylenols to it.

Anybody who is in a position to serve this country ought to understand the consequences of words.

You can have all of me, I silently told him, but I'm taking all of you in return.

The quality of any creative endeavor tends to approach the level of taste of whoever is in charge.

Incompetency begets incompetency. The last thing a guy who isn't sure of himself wants is a guy backing him up who is sure of himself.

Curse us eh/I'll make you pay!/I don't want to rhyme all day!

I write titles of songs a lot. sometimes I'll end up writing a song that I don't have a title for and I'll say, 'Oh, this goes with that title.