I talk to millions of people every day. I just like it when they can't talk back.

Nelson Mandela is a leader Barack Obama should try to emulate... He could start by spending 27 years in prison.

My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life.

I would rather go to Baghdad than go to a professional basketball game.

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

I'm in a unique position - I can do what I want.

I'm so happy, I think I'll dress up like J. Edgar Hoover and sing show tunes.

You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on.

You're not lost, Kaylee. You can't ever be lost, because I'll always know where you are. And if I'm not there with you, I'm on my way, and nothing standing between us will be standing for very long.

Spread your wings of love and fly in someone's sky of dream and imagination.

Being confident simply means believing that you have what it takes to do the job.

I was overpowered by being in the world, by other people and their lives I couldn’t lead, their jobs I couldn’t do - overpowered even by jobs I would never want or need to do.

Everything about her was warm and soft and scented; even the stains of her grief became her as raindrops do the beaten rose.

Life is full of surprises.

We're just going to go straight beer. No sense in diluting it.

I've seen the same promises -- more jobs, higher wages, the jobs don't materialize ... the promises are remade.

One thing we can do really well for our students is to help them figure out their identity.

The unthinkable is thinkable. No: likely.