I talked to the ball a lot of times in my career. I yelled, "Go foul. Go foul."

I'd rather be lucky than good

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

One rule I had was make your best pitch and back up third base. That relay might get away and you've got another shot at him.

I was never nervous when I had the ball, but when I let go I was scared to death.

Hell, Lou (Gehrig) it took fifteen years to get you out of a game. Sometimes I'm out in fifteen minutes.

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield.

I'm something like the old soak who never knew whether his wife told him to take one drink and come home at 12, or take 12 and come home at one.

You just can't imagine the kind of guy he was without seeing him play. He was a circus, a play, a movie, all rolled into one.

I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

I'd rather not throw the ball at all.

It is your life, so who should change it?

Words were stories in themselves.

It was books that made me feel that perhaps I wasn't completely alone.

Ari is beautiful beyond comparison, and she has my heart and my soul for eternity. I thought I made that abundantly clear last night, but it appears I have further work to do.

As an atheist, I am angry that we live in a society in which the plain truth cannot be spoken without offending 90% of the population.

If you have problems in your life, don’t assume there is something wrong with you.

Don't try to imitate other coaches. Be your own person with your own style and do your own thing.

No man with any sense assumes that a woman's words mean to her exactly what they mean to him.

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one.

No matter what I do with my life, or how successful I am, I will always be a socially awkward penguin inside.