I tell him, "Attaway to hit, George."

George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.

I'm only interested in winning ball games and I can't be worrying about whether the sun's out or the moon's out.

More gates you open, more worlds you discover! More worlds you discover, more gates are opened!

Texting is a fundamentally sneaky form of communication, which we should despise, but it is such a boon we don't care. We are all sneaks now.

I don't particularly love live performance of my music. I love writing and recording, but you can't make money off of that.

I think one of the reasons we have children is to believe everything all over again. And I'm not talking Santa, here, either.

Legalism is nothing but a leader's way of avoiding suffering.

The more confidence you have in yourself and the more you believe that you are destined to do what you are gonna do, it will happen.

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

If a birth is the fall-out from the explosion caused by the union of two unstable elements, then perhaps a half-life is all we can expect.

You should vote for Neoprene Byzantine in the Hot Hundred, they're really sweet guys and that Moscow song is just wow! Hurry guys voting closes really soon mwah!

Karl Malone used a lot of veteran stuff that I thought was cool.