I tell people view the federal government as a source of entertainment. It's a lot easier.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Even in an empty room, we are never alone.

(The World isn't anymore how you see it), think on this thought little...The world is changed just from reading this, isn't it?

In a matter of weeks, he had learned that without suffering and doubt, there can be no whole human being.

Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them.

The origin and the operation of the universe do not require any violations of the laws of physics.

These past two days, I’ve seen a fire in your eyes that I never have before. Granted, it’s mostly anger and frustration, but it’s still emotion.

Friends are folks who excuse you when you have made a fool of yourself.

Anything that is worth teaching can be presented in many different ways. These multiple ways can make use of our multiple intelligences.

Be the captain of your ship. Breathe and be grateful.

And many more Destructions played In this ghastly masquerade, All disguised, even to the eyes, Like Bishops, lawyers, peers, or spies.