I tell you this, and I tell you plain: What you have done, you will do again; You will bite your tongue, careful or not, Upon the already-bitten spot.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

I really don't have any solutions and I don't like movies that do.

How shall I lose the sin, yet keep the sense, and love the offender, yet detest the offence?

The palmist looks at the wrinkles made by closing the hand and says they signify character. The philosopher reads character by what the hand most loves to close upon.

Apart from man, no being wonders at its own experience.

Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.

For example, if I make money, I put it in real estate. I always did very well. Location, location, location.

Physiognomy is often a great falsifier, though as a rule it is honest enough.

It's funny - more people talk about my 'babe-dom' now than they did before I had a child. Whatever. I guess I'm a role model in hot pants now. That's cool!

Rihanna is a very talented person. One of those people who are able to do whatever they want with great results.

Work while your strength and years permit you; crooked age will by-and-by come upon you with silent foot.