I tend to play rather odd men. People that are slightly odd or eccentric, or have a more particular attitude to life.

To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

It has not been a successful life.''No -- it has only been a beautiful one.

Let us thank God for valour in abstractionFor those who go their own way, will not kissThe arse of law and order nor compoundFor physical comfort at the price of pride

To choose is also to begin.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

I have so many messy moments.

Good anecdote--bad reality.

English physicians kill you, the French let you die.

To fine that light within--that's the genius of poetry.

No word makes me happier than the word "daddy" when it's directed to me.

These are icons to be treasured.