I tend to stare at people and memorize what they're saying and how they say it.

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl.

the garbage cans and mailboxes on the sidewalk would stay the same, but the people would be just a beautiful blur of motion.

Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I'm just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover.

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell...You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

You can't make people love you but you can make them fear you

Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you

Recently my publicist asked me for a college photo, and I realize how chubby I looked. I know this sounds totally shallow, but my advice is don't fall prey to the freshmen fifteen!

Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.

...don't act like I didn't for you. I did. Hard. And for a long time. So please, forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted.

Live as if you like yourself and it may happen.

When what you’re doing doesn’t work for 50 years, it’s time to try something new.

Perhaps it matters little whether the international community chooses to celebrate crop diversity, but it profoundly matters that the international community takes action to conserve it.

There are some people as obtuse in recognizing an argument as they are in appreciating wit. You couldn't drive it into their heads with a hammer.

I've had journalists beg me to please say something negative about my estate.

One is just given a talent, and it's one's duty to make the most of it.

Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.

I want to die in the saddle. I love writing, producing, acting, directing

People who repress desires often turn, suddenly, into hypocrites.

You could have a hit in California that no one had heard of in Oklahoma.