I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be on, performing.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.

When you fill others lives with love and happiness, your life will be full with pleasant surprises.

Everyone has a price, the important thing is to find out what it is.

We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be.

I know it's a rare privilege, but if one can really tackle something in adult life that means that much to you, then it's more rewarding than anything I can imagine.

Christianity has always been the hope of God through Jesus played out in the lives of real people living in real circumstances.

If one person comes in and says, this is the way life should be, I think you're asking for chaos. I think you gotta let different people live different ways. It's a big world.

Once you win the Cup once, you feel like it's yours. You don't want to give it up.

An artist's studio should be a small space because small rooms discipline the mind and large ones distract it.

One truth discovered is immortal, and entitles its author to be so; for, like a new substance in nature, it cannot be destroyed.