I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an old man and no honester than I.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

If you could dream about anything you want, what would it be?

When will you learn that there isn't a word for everything?

I've been told that my belly is soft as a fluffy cloud. No one can resist my magical belly. Not even grumpy humans.

Money never goes out of fashion.

It is my fondest wish that the gift of song that God has given me will flow from my soul to yours and help ease any burden that might weigh upon you.

Most men I know, pissed away their fortunes. I'm the only one I know, that made a fortune pissin'

The instinct of brutes and insects can be the effect of nothing else than the wisdom and skill of a powerful ever-living agent.

My second hit was a flop.

A man prayed, and at first he thought that prayer was talking. But he became more and more quiet until in the end he realized prayer is listening.

Benvolio: What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours? Romeo: Not having that, which, having, makes them short.