I think God has blessed us. He has blessed the Republican Party with some very good candidates. The Democrats can't even find one.

Our national motto is 'In God we Trust,' reminding us that faith in our Creator is the most important American value of all.

America is the story of everyday people who did extraordinary things. A story woven deep into the fabric of our society.

If you elect me president, we will have a president that believes America is the greatest country in the world and we will have a president that acts like it.

We must change the decisions we are making by changing the people who are making them.

We're special because dreams that are impossible anywhere else, come true here. That's not just my story. That's your story. That's our story.

Our problem with President Obama isn't that he's a bad person. By all accounts, he too is a good husband, and a good father - and thanks to lots of practice, a pretty good golfer.

We need American foreign policy that tells the world very clearly that it is bad to be our enemy and good to be our friend.

Americans chose a limited government that exists to protect our rights, not to grant them.

Do not be afraid to offer ideas that draw opposition. Remember, if no one is against your idea, then your idea probably doesn't do anything.

How is Hillary Clinton going to lecture me about living paycheck to paycheck? I was raised paycheck to paycheck.

Art is the product of an imperfect world. In an ideal world, art would not exist.

Sunglasses are best invention of this worldThey hide eyes, which speak more then words

They say the silence is the language of God, but so is music. This is why we dance, we become loud in our silence.

The older we get, the more we become ourselves.

Yet, the most wonderful in my heart remains unsaid and it will remain so forever!

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.

No one in the United States has become seriously ill or has died because of any kind of accident at a civilian nuclear power plant.

Don't sit around playing Mr. Tough Guy. Don't say 'It's going to go away'... It's just important - just go get checked out. It's not like you're going to lose your manhood.

Do that again and, bracelet or no bracelet, I’ll tear your head off and use it for a doorstop. (Xypher)

I remember having 100 views on a video and being like, "I don't have a hundred friends." So that was a moment.