I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Best-selling horror fiction is indeed necessarily conservative because it must entertain a large number of readers. It’s like network television. I’m your local cable access station.

The grace you had yesterday will not be sufficient for today.

Evermore in the world is this marvelous balance of beauty and disgust, magnificence and rats.

Geometry is the most complete science.

But it's a strange thing when people judge you because you're not doing some big Hollywood film. Are you suggesting I should be in The Dukes of Hazzard? I mean, hello?

Good posture can be successfully acquired only when the entire mechanism of the body is under perfect control.

What the world wants iz [sic] good examples, not so mutch advice; advice may be wrong, but examples prove themselves.

There are certain times when a painting accelerates beyond you, and you have to try and understand and catch up with it.

Never forget that the nurturing and preservation of your own muse is job one. Lose it and you may be losing a great deal.

Create a dream and give it everything you have, you could be surprised just how much you are capable of achieving.