I think I always stand up for what I believe in.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

Jesus soon is coming, and Christmas too, Good reason for being happy, Helping people to do.

DEATH IS A PROFOUND LESSON IN TRUTH: We grow to understand more about it from childhood until the day we must cross the mystic chasm and abandon the land of the living.

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

I think that every day we are taught lessons and sometimes we don't realize or see it.

A lot of my reputation is a product of exaggeration and ignorance.

Donald Trump has got a big heart. He loves his family, he loves America.

The member of Congress who is not making a career of politics looks quite differently at the world.

Do you remember when you told me I couldn't see myself clearly? You obviously have the same blindness

Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.