I think I ended up being the scarlet woman partly because of my rather puritannical upbringing and beliefs. I always chose to think I was in love and that love was synonymous with marriage.

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit

Big girls need big diamonds.

It's all about hope, kindness and a connection with one another.

Put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

I feel very adventurous. There are so many doors to be opened, and I'm not afraid to look behind them.

The beauty of fragrance is that it speaks to your heart and hopefully someone else's.

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells.

Success is a great deodorant.

It is strange that the years teach us patience; that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting.

Time plays tricks between here and home, " said Mogget sepulchrally, frightening the life out of the telephone operator.

It was one of those happy days that God grants us sometimes on earth to give us an idea of the bliss of heaven.

The Copernican revolution brought about by Kant was, I think, the most important single turning point in the history of philosophy.

I have made a great discovery. I no longer believe in anything.

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.

Love is the feeling we get when we recognize the positive attributes in another.

I always liked red. It's a picker-upper.

A great property manager is key to success in real estate.

Let us not be defeated by the tyranny of the world financial markets that threaten peace and democracy everywhere.

We say to ourselves we won't live forever, but I don't think that thought ever really sinks in until the day comes.