I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Learn everything you can, anytime you can, from anyone you can, there will always come a time when you will be grateful you did.

When you write, you can write yourself into the world of your dreams or the world of your nightmares. The choice is yours!

Don't Copy What Someone Is Doing, Copy What God Wants You To Do.

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting and of all relationships.

I don't always feel lucky, but I'm smart enough to try.

Any group has a sense of who it is and what is values, but this sense often remains beneath the surface. A wise leader can discern these unspoken beliefs and articulate them.

Nothing can occur in your life experience without the invitation of it through your thought.

Presidential ambition is a disease that can only be cured by embalming fluid.

In the sunset of dissolution, everything is illuminated by the aura of nostalgia, even the guillotine.

Memories can be everything if we choose to make them so. But you are right: you mustn't do that. That is for me, and I shall do it.