I think I have a lot of voices in my head and I guess my inner critic is a female.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

You stop talking about things when you’ve worked them out. You’re no longer an observer but a participant. You’re too busy for this bullshit.

Let temporal things be in the use, eternal things in the desire.

You will never know love's depth, until it is gone.

There are normal hours, and then there are invalid hour, when time stalls and slips, when life -real life- seems to exist at one remove

I think what we have to do is figure out how to make sure we get the benefits of improved technology and yet cope with the dislocation that it will inevitably produce in certain industries.

God is our portion, Christ our companion, the Spirit our Comforter, Earth our lodge, and Heaven is our home.

We have taken a physical identity so that we may express our divine identity. And every moment in our life provides us with an opportunity to do that.

Being truly thankful makes you infinitely more resourceful. By sincerely appreciating what you have, you find new and valuable ways to make use of it.

The old brown hen and the old blue sky, Between the two we live and die The broken cartwheel on the hill.