I think I just had an evilgasm.

You should have seen the look on your skull.

It turns out I had this huge geeky safety net out there that I didn’t know about this whole time, made up of people who have been reading my comic for nine years but never contacted me.

Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you're on the wrong side of the argument.

I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit.

Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?

Miko: You would stand between me and this evil murderer?Hinjo: I'll stand between any two murderers I wish, thanks.

Durkon: You're only saying that because you don't want the world t

You are only old once, but you can be immature forever.

A beauty is a woman you notice a charmer is one who notices you.

We can chart our future clearly and wisely only when we know the path which has led to the present.

It may be true that there are no atheists in foxholes. But you don't find many Christians there, either. Or, about as many of one as the other.

I know people look at me and try to make conclusions about me immediately, based on the obvious, let's say.

Television is the most interesting hobby I've ever had.

When you need someone To talk to Or just to be with you Remember there is someone close by That someone is me

The master is a slave when he fears those whom he rules.

The minute you try to threaten and use boycotts I think it is outside the democratic perception.

The ruling class is the rich. . . . And those people are so able to manipulate our democracy that they really control the democracy.