I think I know now why we are occupying Iraq. In case we have to sell America and move to a smaller country.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

...we must be a beacon of hope, because if you tell people there's nothing they can do, they will do worse than nothing.

The lyf so short, the craft so long to lerne.

It is not I who have been consigned to the bedroom of history.

You don't want your neurosurgeon to have doubts about the meaning of it all while he or she is operating on your brain.

You're killing me because you want me to give a message to God for you?" Jace shook his head, the point of the blade scraping across his throat. "You're crazier than I thought

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

Be able to describe anything visual, such as a street scene, in words that convey your meaning.

As a director, you have to understand what is happening - if I don't understand it, you can't make changes.

I don't know if the music moves forward anymore. I haven't heard anything for years - except refinement - coming out of the jazz world.

As women are empowered, violence can come down, for a number of reasons. By all measures, men are the more violent gender.