I think I'll got to Thailand for a year and become a Thai boxer. I'm gonna train for a year.

Let each man exercise the art he knows.

I really get a little bit confused by all this "angry angry angry" talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.

It's okay to look back, just don't stare.

Sam: You know what I wish? Cassel: What? Sam: That someone would covert my bed into a robot that would fight other bed robots to the death for me.

The atmosphere of officialdom would kill anything that breathes the air of human endeavour, would extinguish hope and fear alike in the supremacy of paper and ink.

I always like the current one [collection] the most, that's just my nature!

I have kids who buy tickets for my show... How could I take their money and ignore their problems?

Love. The reason I dislike that word is that it means too much for me, far more than you can understand." - Anna Karenina {Anna Karenina}

I'm born to do music. I'm born to act. I'm born to dance and all of these things, and I will be respected.

Massive potential you have and, in recognition of all this, would you mind having your salary halved.