I think I'm getting a little bit of Alzheimer's. Just a little.

I became very critical of zoos and circuses and keeping animals in captivity. I wish it was against the law.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around.

At its best, life is completely unpredictable.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

No, improvising is wonderful. But, the thing is that you cannot improvise unless you know exactly what you're doing.

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about.

We have no way of knowing what lays ahead for us in the future. All we can do is use the information at hand to make the best decision possible.

I play so many villains and strange, troubled people. I don't have that kind of life. I live in the country. I've been married nearly 50 years. I have a cat.

My father was a lesson. He had his own bakery, and it was closed one day a week, but he would go anyway. He did it because he really loved his bakery. It wasn't a job.

Education breeds confidence. Confidence breeds hope. Hope breeds peace.

When you ignore your gift, you runaway from your purpose.

Laughter clears the atmosphere and it gives liberty to every soul.

It's sick that I experienced a once in a lifetime love - still as strong as the day it happened - & have been punished every single day since.

I don't like to be different; I would like to be the same.

I don't get to play the same role over and over in different movies. The roles that I get to play are quite varied, which is great.

You are not a failure until you start blaming others for your mistakes

Nonsense is socially OK, but not stupidity.

There is much debate in the scientific community as to the precise sources of global warming.

Men's activities are occupied into ways -- in grappling with external circumstances and in striving to set things at one in their own topsy-turvy mind.