I think I'm going to have to get a flying license very soon, and maybe one of those Lear jets. It beats motorcycles all to hell.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

You don't win races by wishing, you win them by running faster than everyone else does.

On this platform of peace, we can create a languageto translate ourselves to ourselves and to each other.

Learn to be as analytical about things of which you are credulous as you are of those which you criticise.

I never enjoyed working in a film.

Only fools think they're wise; the rest of us just muddle through as we can.

All powerful money gives birth and beauty. [Lat., Et genus et formam regina pecunia donat.]

I close my eyes and black out the day. The exhaustion of living through it, surviving.

What I've tried to do in politics is two very simple things: tell the truth and do what I said I would do.

Get your players on who can unlock the door and sooner or later they will break the door down

I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.