I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

God is calling you to relinquish your old habits and beliefs that are holding you back from being all He called you to be. To trust that He has something bigger and better in store for you.

Live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.

I'm raising a child, and it's public. The media creates these dramas, and that's not what's happening in my life.

Christianity is anything but safe. Jesus made clear that trouble and persecution stood in the future for His followers.

If you're a person who just wants to be in the world and doesn't want any knowledge, then I don't know what you are doing with this tape. Turn it off immediately.

I detest my fellow-beings and do not feel that I am their fellow at all

How would the US be different today if people coming off the boat were greeted with a welfare check instead of a shovel?

The universe is biased toward consciousness because the universe wants to be noticed. It's a way into existential hope that doesn't have too much cliché wrapped around it.

As you can see, I am immersing myself in color-I've held back from that until now; and I don't regret it.