I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.

We are always immeasurably bigger than the little person we’ve too often doomed ourselves to be.

Nobody's sweetheart is ugly.

We remember, we rebuild, we come back stronger.

Virtue, like a dowerless beauty, has more admirers than followers.

Any game could be my last, and any at bat could be my last. I'd hate to think it ended without me giving my best effort.

Some people do piano lessons after school; I do movies.

Everything passes. Nobody gets anything for keeps. And that's how we've got to live.

When values are contrasting, use subtle color. When values are subtle, use contrasting color.

Reth looked exasperated. “When is something ever not wrong in your life?” I frowned. “That’s my line.