I think I'm optimistic, yeah, especially in real life, but I think it's funny to be pessimistic.

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.

I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger.

When you work for other people you'll find ... that they do know what's best for them, and for the company. And you should listen to them and be respectful, but they don't know what's best for you.

Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.

It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it too.

I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.

They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.

Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?

I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.

Anzia popote pale ulipo kwa chochote ulichonacho, Ipo siku utakuwa mtu fulan uliyetaman kuwa kwa miaka mingi

Don't let the poor choices you made negate the years you spent loving him.

Intelligence and common sense, what makes a person a real genius.

He who runs from a challenge runs from an opportunity.

My NFL pension can barely pay my son's tuition. You know, it's very little money.

If I had a philosophy, it's that I support the beautiful side of anarchy.

You're always defined in relation to the environment that you're in and to the people that you're around.

The architecture of my sister's thinking, now phantom. I fall down stairs that are nothing but air.

I don't think I came to music. I think music came to me - or was already embedded when I came into this sphere, this realm, this Earth.

The U.S.A. has become a nation of determined spectators, willing to watch someone else perform.