I think I'm vision-impaired!

This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.

As God is my witness, he is broken in half!

Stunner! Stunner! He got all of it by God!

It's a Slobberknocker!

Business is about to pick up here!

Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work!

It is a human demolition derby!

If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean

It's gonna be a slobberknocker!

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month!

All I ever seek from good deeds is a measure of respect.

Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.

I've endured quite a bit of physical pain. My mom says that I got my first set of stitches when I was one-and-a-half. A cat got my eye.

The hand is where the mind meets the world.

You have ruthlessness in your bones and ice in your heart, Clarissa. Don't tell me any differently.

I believe that if a man does a job as well as a woman, he should be paid as much.

I'm always amazed that if you pick up a script of something you played years ago, it all comes back so quickly. Even in your body, you remember your blocking and how it felt.

Guilt can make you doubt yourself at the very moment when you need to proceed with certainty.

We may scavenge the dross of the nation, we may shudder past bloody sod, But we thrill to the new revelation that we are parts of God.

You must be passionate, you must dedicate yourself, and you must be relentless in the pursuit of your goals. If you do, you will be successful.