I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop. Culture MUST change.

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses, don't show up because you'll die.

Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?

In the end, like so many beautiful promises in our lives, that dinner date never came to be.

2AM where do i begin, Crying off my face again, The silent sound of lonliness, Wants to follow me to bed

I like the brand Band of Outsiders. Their suits are cut really slim, for smaller framed gentlemen.

I signed up to be a musician, I want to perform, I want to sing.

Every woman in public life needs to develop skin as tough as rhinoceros hide.

I’ve grown a lot as a player. I learned a lot, and I just have to keep building on that.

I went down and played with Magic Johnson at his all-star game in Atlanta. I remember Magic stopped the game and said, 'We need you here with us in L.A.

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us.

I truly feel that there are as many ways of loving as there are people in the world and as there are days in the life of those people.

There are no rules when it comes to love.