I think I suffer from some mild depression.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Sometimes when I'm writing, I wonder if the words have a mind of their own, and if they're really just using me as a puppet to manifest themselves.

She filed those moments away like precious documents, wore them smooth with memory, collected them like bits of prayers.

I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.

The Soviet Union is going to have a human-rights explosion. You'll have hundreds of thousands of dissidents.

The true, unacknowledged purpose of capital punishment is to inspire fear and awe -- fear and awe of the State.

It's important that the United States not forget the lessons of September the 11th, 2001. I assure you, I'm not going to forget them.

You have to be professional and think about the future.

Only by obedience to his genius; only by the freest activity in the way constitutional to him, does an angel seem to arise beforea man, and lead him by the hand out of all the wards of the prison.

If we don't occupy ourself with everything, then peaceful mind will have nowhere to abide.

Though progress starts with the imagination, only work can make things happen. And work itself works best when fueled, again by the imagination.