I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.

Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.

I don't know if I want to be a big star though.

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

It can't have been fun to live with somebody whose brain was under siege.

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

It is our duty and our privilege to exhaust our lives for Jesus. We are not to be living specimens of men in fine preservation, but living sacrifices, whose lot is to be consumed

All scientific men will be delighted to extend their warmest congratulations to Tesla and to express their appreciation of his great contributions to science.

Where there is no want, there is usually much wantonness.

...without a Respectable Navy, Alas America!

[On Las Vegas:] ... The City That Never Sleeps. The City That Sins and Smiles and Lives On the Edge. The city where vices become virtues, become what everyone is here to do.

You see that a handful of times every year where a person that hasn't been playing that well pops up and wins.

Setbacks motivate me.

There are no right or wrong, or fair results. There's just the final score.

It's no virtue to gain the whole world. Just gain the heart of one person.

Once you learn how to do something, you don't lose it. Unless you die.