I think I will die laughing.

I didn't like mundane life.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.

If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.

While you are proclaiming peace with your lips, be careful to have it even more fully in your heart.

When you are non-judgmental, you are happy. Happiness depends on you, on your thoughts, on your attitude, on your ideas and vision, and nothing else.

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

If you educate a girl, you educate a nation.

I have a day job, which means my family isnt dependent on the writing income. So if I have an idea I like, I write it.

In a polling conducted by the Wall Street Journal, 11 out of 12 Americans said they oppose the taking of private property, even if it is for public economic good.

I believe that in the ideal school we have the reconciliation of the individualistic and the institutional ideals.

A lot of harm has come in all eras from people attached to one view of spiritual “truth.”

Shoulder-in is the aspirin of horseback riding - it cures everything.

A bedroom is just as nice as whoever sleeps in it with you.