I think March and fall are natural seasons for me to feel invigorated.

I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear.

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that.

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

Every great love starts with a great story...

Non-violence is more powerful than violence. Nature eliminates violent animals bit by bit.

You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.

As my father used to say: “There are two sure ways to lose a friend, one is to borrow, the other to lend.” - Kvothe the Bloodless (The Name of The Wind)

I always quit at three when my kids come home from school so I feel pretty spoiled

By the Law of Slavery, man, created in the image of God, is divested of the human character, and declared to be a mere chattel.

We love comfort, and people make a lot of money selling us comfort, but I would challenge the notion that comfort is usually good for us.

Try claiming God's blessings instead of merely longing for them.

Those who approach life like a child playing a game, moving and pushing pieces, possess the power of kings.

I worked hard and smarter than most people in the businesses I have been in.