I think [Mike] Pence is going to represent [Donald] Trump extremely well.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

And this new air was so delicious, and all his old life seemed so far away, that he forgot for a moment about his bruises and his aching muscles.

You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.

I do like to smoke pot. I think it's good.

So I said I wanted you to stay, even though nothing could stay the same.

It is notoriously difficult to define the word living.

Wherever we are, it is our friends that make our world.

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion.

I put a lot of weight in what I do, and you and I can talk to each other in a certain way because that's how people interact, but I don't really know how to talk to the entire world.

To beauty, all is forgiven, even vulgarity. Intelligence no longer seems an adequate compensation for things.

So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life.