I think Trent Baretta looks like Ashton Kutcher.

When I was 7 years old, my father asked me a simple question. He said, 'do you want to see someone fly?' What 7 year old boy is gonna say no to that?

Well if I was hanging out with The Bellas, I'd be pretty big too.

OK, thank you Yoshi. Between you, Vladimir, and Maryse, I won't understand a word this entire season.

The winner of NXT, the winner of my heart.

I thought you were going to break out into the running man, Carlton?

You're putting me to sleep, Michael.

Kelly Kelly really graduated from high school?

First of all, Vickie's wearing purple. She looks like Barney.

Pray for God’s grace to nurture on the inside what He calls us to live out on the outside.

How embarrassing for man to be the greatest miracle on earth and not to understand it!

I've made this conscious decision to tell people on the street when I think they're wearing something great. If more people did that, the world would be a better place.

One day it just hit me. This is it. You are not in love. So either stay in it because you have a child or be brave and find the man of your dreams and marry him for real.

There is so much about the process of writing that is mysterious to me, but this one thing I've found to be true: writing begets writing.

The tasks I set out for myself are what I do to beat the perfect pointlessness of life.

Because you're mine, I walk the line.

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.

They are mad men (Jews), but you should not burn them for that.

Writers are the custodians of memory, and that's what this chapter is about: how to leave some kind of record of your life and of the family you were born into.