I think a case could be made that there's sort of a crisis of masculinity in the West. Particularly with white males.

I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

Comedy is actually very macho driven.

I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.

A true friend accepts you as you are.

There are even more statues of Robert Burns than of any other figure in world literature. Indeed if we discount figures of religion, then only Christopher Columbus has more statues than he worldwide.

Um, yeah. I guess lying around reading books all day doesn't do much for physical endurance.

Women still can't have it all.

When the State withers, humanity flowers.

The discipline in your life should be one determined by your own desires and your own needs, not put upon you by society or authority.

I feel guilty for being a member of the human race.

We are a complex species to observe

Our bailout of Detroit will be remembered as the equivalent of pouring billions of taxpayers' money into the mail-order catalogue business on the eve of the birth of eBay.