I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a gimpy gorilla like me.

It's great to be named the best at something . . . even if it's sucking.

To fully embark on the whole Phish experience, it's all about going to the city they built beforehand, with the fans and tent city or whatever it's called.

If I was a supervillain then I guess I'd want what all supervillains want, which is world domination. I wouldn't want anything less than all the other supervillains.

My most favorite entrance music of all time... it's that, "You're my obsession, you're my obsession" song [Animotion's "Obsession"].

I still think that's successful, to make 50 bucks a day with your own music.

I was a caddy. I also worked as a bouncer, selling Christmas trees at Frank's Nursery and before that, selling what they normally sell.

I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs, man. A lot of jobs.

You don't have to get high or need drugs to experience the Juggalo freshness. But you do need to get high to experience the whole Phish freshness.

In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.

I collect wrestling figures from overseas, like Japanese wrestling figures and Mexican wrestling figures.

Strange dreams are better than no dreams at all.

You want freedom and they give you chicken korma.

A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner.

If you're a Catholic you believe what the Church teaches and the climate makes no difference.

I write songs now I look at my strengths and I start there. In The Walkmen, we'd start with the live stuff.

In some ways I'm very structured.

Every failure is a blessing in disguise, providing it teaches some needed lesson one could not have learned without it. Most so-called Failures are only temporary defeats.

I have a real passion for many aspects of home lifestyle and beauty.

My goal is just to become a better comedian.

The world's greatest changes are made at home.