I think a lot of comedians sometimes pretend to find the job more taxing than it is.

I've given my phone number to the weirdest people. I get texts from people all the time.

I'm at the stage in my life that real-estate apps turn me on.

I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!

The show has to be good because you want to be good. But if it's not good, it doesn't matter.

I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.

There are way too many comedians now.

There's nothing worse than a poorly staged house.

When you're filming something, you have marks and spots you have to be in.

Sitting outside on a dark night, under the stars, invites confidences amongst people of all ages, and all walks of life. It invokes an intimacy you don’t find under most other circumstances.

The reason I dedicate myself to helping animals so much is because there are already so many people dedicated to hurting them.~♥~ EDS

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.

Having no talent is no longer enough.

When you're a kid going on being an adult, everything radiates so deeply and resonates so passionately, and I like the opportunity to tell those stories.

You will find that God is always by the side of the fearless.

Bob Dylan tends not to have geographical or chronological markers that tie a song to any specific context, so they stay alive, stay relevant.

Sit!' -Kagome (to InuYasha and he falls.)

There are lots of conflicts going on in the Middle East. It is unclear as to which country will emerge, if any, as the dominant or hegemonic power in the Middle East.

Im the best point guard in the NBA.