I think a lot of the high technology is distracting.

I come prepared with the white suit and stethoscope, Listen to your heartbeat, delete beep beep BEEP. Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap.

Now my helmet's on, you can't tell me I'm not in space.

Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex

Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical. Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp.

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?

Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck.

Shakespeare's gone, don't even think about it.

Tough like a Ukulele.

I've always been a direct guy.

If you want to say you got to take a woman out to a fancy restaurant, I write songs about hey I'm not taking you to a fancy restaurant, I wanna take you to McDonald's.

Victory is a good wine

One principle reason why men are so often useless is that they ... divide and shift their attention among a multitude of objects and pursuits.

A man does not have to be an angel in order to be a saint.

Since we all know that death is inevitable, I don't really see the difference between dying now and dying a decade later. So if I'm threatened with assassination, I welcome it!

It's a leap of faith doing any serialised storytelling.

Now and then, in this workaday world, things do happen in the delightful storybook fashion, and what a comfort that is.

It doesn't really matter what "genre" your book is. What matters is that it's a good book of its kind. Whatever that kind may be.

We read books, talked books, argued over books and became dearer and dearer to one another.

Stefan: "Indian with a dot, not a feather.

I have a very eclectic group of fans. I have fans that love me for me and who have never even seen my adult work. They just like my music, or they just like me.