I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

A life with simplicity and joy is the best statement of success.

For the first time in fifteen years, he felt a mother's love again.

When boys unite hearts they become gentlemen.

Modern civilisation has based its specific foundation on the principle of liberty which states that man is not a mere instrument to be used by others but rather a main autonomous living being.

When people pile seven things onto one burger, it drives me nuts!

Oh why was I born for this time? Before one is thirty to know more dead than living people.

Unlike Woody Allen, I would be happy to be part of any (poetry) club that would have me.

There is no better way to die, than to die in the midst of a battle, fighting to the very end......like a man.

Rule yourself. Love your neighbor. Do the duty that lies nearest you.

There are a huge amount of people who sell a TV pilot, every year, but most of them never get produced. It's very easy to make a living and never get anything produced.