I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.

I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.

If you wait for things to be perfect you'll just miss out on life.

As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role.

Being in good physical shape is the best way to combat depression. You just have endorphins running around your body. It is the best anti-depressive that there is.

Just be comfortable with who you are.

It's really nice to have someone who's intelligent and articulate to talk to about what you're doing, because it's a big part of who we are.

I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.

You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!

I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.

People-pleasers feel they must constantly be performing acts of service to others to gain acceptance. That requires a lot of work, effort, and energy. From the book: Removing Your Shame Label.

Broadmindedness, when it means indifference to right and wrong, eventually ends in a hatred of what is right.

He has the attention span of a hummingbird.

To form a new Government, requires infinite care, and unbounded attention; for if the foundation is badly laid the superstructure must be bad.

You don’t learn from successes; you don’t learn from awards; you don’t learn from celebrity; you only learn from wounds and scars and mistakes and failures. And that’s the truth.

Things are in their essence what we choose to make them. A thing is, according to the mode in which one looks at it.

Creative writing and literacy go hand and hand.

At the end of my life, with just one breath left, if you come, I’ll sit up and sing.

Actors are players and if they're hot, or onto something, you let them go, or you and the actor can both get on to something. I always run out with lines as I think of them.

Dreams are the children of idled minds.