I think anyone who has an opinion, and voices it, will offend someone.

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.

I was fine, until I was born. And it's been downhill ever since.

Base not your joy on the deeds of others. For what has been given can be taken away.

People ask how I learned to play bass with one hand. Well, with a face like mine, you learn to do a lot of things with one hand.

We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence

It's bad poetry executed by people that can't sing. That's my definition of Rap.

I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race.

I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday.

It seems to be that southern Europeans are just more intimate socially, whereas I like a lot of personal space - like, a mile from the nearest person is fine for me.

Have faith that when bad things happen to you, I belief in an after life, it is better to suffer here on Earth than what awaits you. That is why I pray for pain, and I get it. I do.

A person in such a hurry seldom gets good results

Where I'm from, we believe in all sorts of things that aren't true... we call it history.

Live with compassion, work with confidence, and create opportunities for others to conquer the world.

The only way to know the honesty of any person is to love them without desire.

What is the purpose of any one workout? Enjoyment? Improvement? Coach said so? Whatever, the hour you run often is the best hour of the day.

I am humbled and grateful for the four years the people of the state of Nevada have given me as governor and I am proud of the work we all did.

The problem with the loneliness I suffer is that the company of others has never been a cure for it.

Men scanning the surface count the wicked happy; they see not the frightful dreams that crowd a bad man's pillow.

Fixation is the way to death. Fluidity is the way to life.

To have what few have, do what few do.