I think audiences can relate to the guys I'm playing, those large-and-in-charge idiots. Or maybe I just make them feel better about who they are, or who they're dating.

When you go out there to do comedy, you feel like you're doing battle with the audience a lot of the time. You're either going to get 'em, or you're not.

One of the favorite games I play, when I improv or take on a character, is what I like to call arrogant ignorance. That's the game I enjoy playing most.

It's definitely fun to play something you're not, which is always a good time. Who doesn't want to get to act like a jerk or a douche, every now and then?

When I approach villains, unless it's a drama, I'm a comedian, so I approach most things from a comedic point of view.

I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, and I wasn't the biggest, so I got real good at running my mouth and making people laugh and using humor as a way to not get into fights.

Mind makes a man of God.

I could end this with a moral, as if this were a fable about animals, though no fables are really about animals.

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour which is Christ the Lord.

Fame is but an inscription on a grave, and glory the melancholy blazon on a coffin lid.

Physically I'm tired at the end of the day and quite glad to be reading in bed by midnight

I definitely miss the rush from wiping out an opponent.

Doesn't sunlight kill them? Doesn't it turn them to dust, or make them burst into flames or something?" "Nope. Vampires tan, just like you and me. Well, just like you. I tend to bleach.

Terrorists had the advantage of surprise.

[There is] the need to feel unique, special, important or needed. Everybody has those needs, including the people that say I don't need to be special.

From one match to the next, I kept on winning.